One afternoon I put him out on the balcony while we did some house cleaning. I figured he'd chill out in the sun for a bit...
You can see the result...
It reminded me of the Kool-Aid man. Here's a clip for those of you too young to remember:
BATMAN VS THE SCREEN DOOR... BATMAN WINS!!
Damn you dog. Damn you. But I did learn how to re-screen a door. It's pretty easy.