Batman Adventures : TURDFOOT!

When I'm out walking my dog, he has a habit of doing the butt scoot when he poops. That's where he slowly walks forward as poops come out, like he's an asphalt machine laying pavement. One day as he was laying his stinky asphalt, he stepped in an older turd left by some other dog. It stuck to his foot like a big turd shoe.


Needless to say he got a good hosing down before he was let back in the house.